1. If this is your first time, we get to smash your shit.
2. You do not bring spectators.
3. YOU DO NOT BRING SPECTATORS.
4. Leave some for the next person to bash.
5. No air bags, and only one gallon of gas.
6. Seatbelts and gear when necessary.
7. Bashing goes on as long as it has to.
Think about the animals used in product testing.
Think about the monkeys shot into space.
Without their death, their pain, without their sacrifice, we would have nothing.
First, you have to know not fear, that someday, you are going to die.
Until you know that, you will be useless. Spacemonkeys.